Animal Story Adventurer Gifts

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Dog fetches dice

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Your bone."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Tom Stoppard

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Walking in the woods.