Animal Encounter Adventurer Gifts

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"For drinks or dinner?"

Buddhist photo albums,

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Dog on a plane.

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Worm Pranks

"Your bone."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Mice escaped again@?'

Dog fetches dice

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.