Animal Life Adventurer Gifts

Buddhist photo albums,

The Zoo.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A little help, please."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Check out the old dude.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Mine's camper."

Dog on a plane.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Worm Pranks