Animal Life Adventurer Gifts

Buddhist photo albums,

The Zoo.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Dog on a plane.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Worm Pranks