Animal Kingdom Adventurer Gifts

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Yeah, I know: Go for the weak and old... Silly me, I went after one that was young and strong...'

Play Date Gone Terribly Wrong

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"A little help, please."

'Check out the old dude.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Buddhist photo albums,

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Want the wings as an appetizer?

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'