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"For drinks or dinner?"

"Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Yeah, I know: Go for the weak and old... Silly me, I went after one that was young and strong...'

Play Date Gone Terribly Wrong

The Zoo.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"A little help, please."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Buddhist photo albums,

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

Dog on a plane.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'