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Why worms have no confidence

Mice air fresheners in a car.

"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Cat box"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Check out the old dude.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Crocodile

Thug life on safari.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Buddhist photo albums,

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Kangeroo and joey

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"And that's why you go on safari."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'