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"Oy, just wait a second please! I'm still debating my "Fight or Flight" response..."

Nit Maps.

Common Dodo!

"Quiet in here today, isn't it?"

Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

'What do they look like? I wouldn't know a mongoose if I saw one.'

'Not that we're complaining or anything, in fact we like it, but you have a tick infestation up there that's bordering on chronic.'

Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw! Oh, and buzzards!

Dangerous Animals.

'What is it?!'

Mouse Rug

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."

"Really, droughts and famines do not affect the likes of us very much: That's when food is plentiful..."

"For goodness sake, you are so clumsy: It should have been an easy kill! Hurry up and catch something will you, I'm hungry!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"This, my son, is my favourite human tribe. Harmless to us: they're cannibals!"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Why is it called a salmon run Mum? Salmon don't have legs..."

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

"How dare you challenge our daddy?! You sir, are a bully, and we stand against bullying around here!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

"Entertaining that lot all day and what's in it for us - peanuts!"

Midlife crises of the Serengeti

"You beach yourself, then when they're pushing you back into the water we make our move."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"You Steve. Steve-a-reeno. Earth to Steeeeve!"

"That is one angry bear!"

Lady traveling with pets

From the Krill's perspective, every whale is a killer whale.

'...will you quit doggy paddling - we want to know how deep it is!'