Animal Kingdom T-Shirts

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"I need to assert my power over the pack....I'll take away stuff they really need so they have to come to me for help...."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Check out the old dude.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

The African Plains during the 70's.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.