Animal Kingdom Gifts

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"I need to assert my power over the pack....I'll take away stuff they really need so they have to come to me for help...."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Check out the old dude.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Food chain.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"