Animal Kingdom Fan Gifts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Horse checks King!' 'Got the wrong ecosystem,pal'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

'I just changed my mind; I don't want to be a vegetarian any more.'

'You're late! What's your excuse this time?'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

'One medium Gazelle with extra toppings.$11.95 thanks.'

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Beaver dam breaks: 'DAMN!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Lion Christmas Stocking.

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"The sharks did a job on us, but on the brightside, a small school is friendlier than a large one!"

Predator stretches

"Don't worry, he poses no danger. Whenever he approaches, I bring up the topic of politics. To him that's worse than hunger."

"You know it's just a name, right?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'There's an early bird comin' and he's out to get one of us. Well, it ain't gonna' be me.'

LairBnB

"He's dead, all right. You can tell by those 'X's' in his eyes."

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Wooo-sorry, everyone-for a minute there I thought I was back...well, nevermind.'

"I think I just swallowed a bug. Eww."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

'I like that skin you're wearing. Start shedding buddy!'

"What do you mean it took you 3 fell swoops to grab that mouse? You only get one fell swoop. Any more than one and they're just swoops."

"Most mothers get calls on Mother's day! But noooo! You had to go and eat our young."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'