Animal Kingdom Followers Gifts

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

The African Plains during the 70's.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Food chain.

"What should I say this is about?"