Animal Kingdom Followers T-Shirts

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

Food chain.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"What should I say this is about?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.