Animal Kingdom Believer T-Shirts

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Food chain.

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

The African Plains during the 70's.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"What should I say this is about?"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'