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'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Check out the old dude.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Food chain.