Animal Kingdom Dweller Mugs

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Check out the old dude.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."