Animal Kingdom Defender T-Shirts

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Smokey The Tree"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Check out the old dude.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."