Animal Kingdom Defender T-Shirts

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Smokey The Tree"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Check out the old dude.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Thug life on safari.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Food chain.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."