Animal Kingdom Warrior T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm old, so that means I've survived many attacks! Come and get me, punk!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Check out the old dude.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Food chain.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."