Animal Kingdom Warrior T-Shirts

"Yes, I'm old, so that means I've survived many attacks! Come and get me, punk!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Check out the old dude.'

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Thanks for the heads up!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

Food chain.