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'Oh, boy!'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

"It's a good deal: I protect the beehive from other bears and receive a quarter of the honey production as payment..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Check out the old dude.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Thug life on safari.

Get on with it!

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'