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'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Protoplasm

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Body Systems

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

A centi-stampede.

Love, death and grammar.

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Brown cow

Spider Clown.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."