Animal Modification Buff Gifts

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Protoplasm

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Body Systems

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Too much Inflammation

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Love, death and grammar.

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Spider Clown.

"Is that a new watch?"