Animal Breed Buff Gifts

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"Cat box"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"They’re real."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

I fart more than that!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Get on with it!

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Dog Calenders.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.