Animal Behavior Buff Gifts

"Toilet or tap?"

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'We have these 'endless' staff meetings, Shirley, because I enjoy working in a pack.'

The Fighting Irish Setters. . .

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

"No it's not a lifestyle choice! Frankly, I'd rather laze in the sun than spend my life digging for grubs and earthworms..."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

The mouse that bit off more than he could chew!

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats: Kisses and Ignoring Booth

Goat lecture: 'Predators: made, born or both?'

"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."

Speed Mating.

"Maybe we should think this through."

'Nature is amazing: That's the fifth time I've caught that same lizard's tail...'

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

What Young Snakes do after Eating Two Pizzas

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Son, our cat has a condition called 'Excessive Grooming Syndrome.' Too bad it isn't contagious.

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

Pavlov's cat.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

I don't know why they think they're greater than us.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

Bob, don't eat grass until we're home, or they'll know dinner made you sick.

Me, too! I always fill up on the breadsticks before the actual sticks are served!

"Junior, I'm afraid I have some bad news. We're hawks."

"How does one take a catnap?"

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"