Animal Behavior Buff Gifts

"Toilet or tap?"

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'We have these 'endless' staff meetings, Shirley, because I enjoy working in a pack.'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Speed Mating.

Goat lecture: 'Predators: made, born or both?'

The mouse that bit off more than he could chew!

"No it's not a lifestyle choice! Frankly, I'd rather laze in the sun than spend my life digging for grubs and earthworms..."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

What Young Snakes do after Eating Two Pizzas

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

'Nature is amazing: That's the fifth time I've caught that same lizard's tail...'

Son, our cat has a condition called 'Excessive Grooming Syndrome.' Too bad it isn't contagious.

Pavlov's cat.

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Maybe we should think this through."

"You going to eat that?"

"Wait Joe! Is that a voodoo doll and a needle?!"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"It's easy to control your portions when they won't stop moving."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"I know it's a long shot, but could you throw in a squirrel with that pizza?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"How does one take a catnap?"

Courtship display

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"