Animal Behavior Enthusiast Gifts

Why Are You Following Me?

"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'

Pecking order - pecking out of order.

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Were a lot smarter - You could never get eight cats to pull a sled in the snow.'

"Off you go ladies: herd the prey towards here so that I can get on with the kill. I'll have a nap now though..."

"I really hate snakes: They swallow their prey whole and don't leave anything for us..."

"He, he, let's see them try to explain elephant tracks!"

"Now I want a straight answer, that didn't get there by itself.."

"Don't look now, Barbara, but I think you're being hit on!"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

Dreaming pets.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Narcissist!"

Sight-impaired dog.

Mouse has written 'dog' above mousehole.

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

'Wow, your birthplace sounds much better than mine! I think I'll ignore my instinct and go and breed there!'

Leopard.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'SHOWOFF!'

'It's simpler keeping just the one cage.' (Birds are flying free, cat is in the cage).

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'

'YOU taught him to scratch at the door, so YOU let him in!'