Animal Behavior Enthusiast Gifts

Why Are You Following Me?

"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

'He's happy. He's even wagging his tail.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'The final question...does it pass the sniff test?'

Pecking order - pecking out of order.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

Dreaming pets.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Now I want a straight answer, that didn't get there by itself.."

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

Sight-impaired dog.

Mouse has written 'dog' above mousehole.

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

'Wow, your birthplace sounds much better than mine! I think I'll ignore my instinct and go and breed there!'

'Were a lot smarter - You could never get eight cats to pull a sled in the snow.'

Leopard.

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'SHOWOFF!'

'It's simpler keeping just the one cage.' (Birds are flying free, cat is in the cage).

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'

'YOU taught him to scratch at the door, so YOU let him in!'

The seeing-eye cat.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!