Pet Behavior Buff Gifts

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Wiener Dog Meets a Hot Dog Wiener

"Cat box"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"