Animal Behavior Junkie Gifts

Lemming Holidays: Closed due to Family Bereavement

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I'll take this one."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating