Animal Behavior Junkie Gifts

Lemming Holidays: Closed due to Family Bereavement

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"I'll take this one."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."