Breeding Buff Gifts

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh Hi!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Get on with it!

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Gene Therapy

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'You've had enough.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Body Systems

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Too much Inflammation

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

The Coffee Tattoo

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."