Biological Buff Gifts

Love, death and grammar.

Body Systems

Too much Inflammation

Prize vegetables.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Plant Lady

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

A day at the transgenic races

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

The Age of Reptiles. . .