Biodiversity Buff Gifts

A dead plant in the environment section.

Please consider the environment before creating another species.

'Who's your Daddy?'

'His really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"What's biodiversity?"

Botany week in Brazil

'I always said there should be some limit to biodiversity.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Prize vegetables.

At the Museum

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Apples for sale

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Plant Lady

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Garden Goddess.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"