Biodiversity Buff Gifts

A dead plant in the environment section.

Please consider the environment before creating another species.

'Who's your Daddy?'

'His really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"What's biodiversity?"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

Botany week in Brazil

The Elusive, Reclusive, and now extinct. . . Pan-Ze-Ass.

'I always said there should be some limit to biodiversity.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Prize vegetables.

At the Museum

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Plant Lady

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Garden Goddess.

Young Dr. Dolittle.