Wildlife Buff Gifts

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Vulture declines fresh food.

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'It's a vicious circle: If I can't catch fresh food, I eat junk food, which makes me even less likely to be able to catch fresh food...'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Duck Hunt

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Frog in the puddles.

"The unlucky lemming"