Nature Buff Gifts

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

Natural selection.

Cows talking about yak, "He's nice and cuddly in winter."

'I've got a part-time job.'

Claustrophobic Groundhog

Man inside Hippo - 'It's warm in here and I don't have to pay rent..'

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

tiger strangling snakes

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Global Warming

"Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I only eat performance enhancing bugs."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

"And if there are lions in Nebraska good luck finding me! I'm just bleeending in. . ."

'We're hyenas, Simon, we laugh, we don't smirk.'

"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Aphid Indigestion.

'Help! Someone is standing on my head!'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Happy worm on hook.

'Oops, sorry...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Bird Sanctuary.

"Careful. They seem to be shifting to plant-based proteins."

Give me a break! If I'd known that was the last dodo, I would have split it with you!

"Consider yourself chased."