Nature Buff Gifts

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."

Natural selection.

'I've got a part-time job.'

Man inside Hippo - 'It's warm in here and I don't have to pay rent..'

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

Cows talking about yak, "He's nice and cuddly in winter."

Claustrophobic Groundhog

"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"And if there are lions in Nebraska good luck finding me! I'm just bleeending in. . ."

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

Global Warming

"Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I only eat performance enhancing bugs."

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

Happy worm on hook.

Aphid Indigestion.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'Oops, sorry...'

'Help! Someone is standing on my head!'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'We're hyenas, Simon, we laugh, we don't smirk.'

tiger strangling snakes

Bird Sanctuary.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

"...Pretty much the same story as you Tarzan. Lost as a baby, raised by wild animals as one of their own, except I was found by giraffes and not apes."

"Well, whatever it is, it has an amusing will to live."

"Consider yourself chased."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."