Environmental Buff Gifts

Noah's ark in a draught.

"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'