Environmental Buff Gifts

Noah's ark in a draught.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"I dunno...ask him."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."