Environmental Health Buff Gifts

I hope they've checked this place for radon.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Consider yourself chased."

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Natural selection.

tiger strangling snakes

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Odorant

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!