Environmental Health Buff Gifts

I hope they've checked this place for radon.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Consider yourself chased."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'Are we there yet?'

Natural selection.

tiger strangling snakes

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Odorant

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."