...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...
Health And Safety Buff Gifts
Discover a range of fun and meaningful items designed for health and safety enthusiasts. Whether you’re celebrating a safety officer, health-conscious friend, or safety advocate, our products add a personal touch to their passion. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, explore gifts that remind us all to stay safe and healthy while bringing a smile or a motivational boost.
Halloween health & safety.
"What's become of all the visible risks: speeding trucks, fires, floods? Now it's all genes, radiation and chemical substances."
"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"
"What do I do when I get to the top?"
'No...No, this is the recipe book, these are the regulations!'
'Where to, Mister?'
'The good news is, the airbag worked perfectly!'
Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.
'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
"We'll get there when we get there!"
'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
Wall Street...
'This is your lucky day!'
Food inspection results
Mash-Test Dummies.
A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.
"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."
"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."
'I'm just draining the reservoir.'
Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs
Connected Intersections Challenge
Safety last.
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply
'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'
'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'
"I'm looking over your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"
Health And Safety Buff Gifts Collection
Health And Safety Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for safety and health buffs—witty, inspiring, and perfect for every beverage break.
Health And Safety Buff Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows featuring safety slogans and health reminders—great for offices, gyms, or living rooms.
Health And Safety Buff Prints
Decorate with safety-inspired prints that motivate and amuse—great for home, work, or educational environments.
Health And Safety Buff T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that lets safety enthusiasts wear their passion proudly—humorous, meaningful, and always relevant.