'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'
Safety Buffs Gifts
Searching for a gift that speaks to your safety enthusiast? Our collection offers witty, creative products that highlight their love for safety and caution. From practical mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that matches their personality and sense of humor. Perfect for safety buffs who appreciate a little fun with their vigilance. Give a gift that shows you understand their passion for safety in a playful and charming way.
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
Noah's life jacket demonstration
"We'll get there when we get there!"
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'
Wall Street...
Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.
Mash-Test Dummies.
'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'
"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
Halloween health & safety.
"Why do you always wear pants?"
Connected Intersections Challenge
'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"
"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."
'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'
"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."
'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'
'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'
"What do I do when I get to the top?"
Piano Airbag
Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.
The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.
'So how was work, Honey?'
"Duck? No I ordered the beef."
'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'
My doctor advised me to start walking more.
Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.
Safety Buffs Gifts Collection
Safety Buffs Mugs
Explore more safety-themed mugs with witty designs that keep safety buffs smiling during their morning routine.
Safety Buffs Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with clever safety slogans that make relaxing even more enjoyable.
Safety Buffs Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that celebrate safety in a fun, creative way.
Safety Buffs T-Shirts
Find the perfect safety humor t-shirt to add some fun and personality to their wardrobe.