Safety Buff Gifts

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'That's better. Now you can go back to work.'

'Man, it's dark down here. Joey, strike a match so we can find that leaky gas line.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer with an airbag

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Can I claim my lump sum please?"

"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"

Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"

Connected Intersections Challenge

'Playing Stampede with your friends is not a good idea Darling: You can get trampled...'

Relax Frank, it's my day off

I think green means put down the phone, yellow means reach for the phone, and red means check the phone. Stoplight.

Wall Street...

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'It says here 70% of accidents happen at home. I guess we'd better spend the night at school.'

Detector. "You can't take it with you" became "better safe than sorry".

Cow Air Bags.

'I'm not taking any chances, boss.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I was caught on CCTV.'

High security Santa's grotto

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."