Accident Prevention Buff Gifts

Disaster Waiting to Happen Room.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Wall Street...

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Connected Intersections Challenge

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Big bumpers.

D.I.Y ladder

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

The Cone Ranger

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

Cow Air Bags.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.