Injury Prevention Buff Gifts

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Wall Street...

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

I think I pulled something.

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

Cow Air Bags.

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

You're letting this security thing go to your head.