Injury Prevention Advocate Gifts

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'I got distracted and let go...'

I think I pulled something.

And then you run it in for a touchdown. Concussion tent. 33,

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'He's got bad knees, so the league had to make an exception for him.'

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Boozing and Cruising

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'