Injury Prevention Pro Gifts

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'It's an old work injury.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Golf course

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

Football League: Concussions R US.

Eggs Quarantine

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Caution: slippery surface.

'I got distracted and let go...'

Brains on the field.