Injury Prevention Pro Gifts

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'It's an old work injury.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

I think I pulled something.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'He's got bad knees, so the league had to make an exception for him.'

Eggs Quarantine

Football League: Concussions R US.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Golf course

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Football Brain Injuries

Caution: slippery surface.