Injury Prevention Advocate T-Shirts

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'I got distracted and let go...'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Boozing and Cruising

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.