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A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'Safety on the beach.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Gen Z

Football League: Concussions R US.

'How's the new company car?'