Injury Prevention Champion Pillows

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

I think I pulled something.

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Safety on the beach.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

'He's got bad knees, so the league had to make an exception for him.'

Gen Z

Football League: Concussions R US.