Injury Preventionist Pillows

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Chasing Covid Variants

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"Don't high five the lion again."

Football League: Concussions R US.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Golf course

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Caution: slippery surface.

'I got distracted and let go...'

Brains on the field.

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'