Injury Prevention Pillows

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"This feels so familiar."

'I know just how you feel.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'It's an old work injury.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Football League: Concussions R US.