Injury Prevention Buff T-Shirts

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

You're letting this security thing go to your head.