Injury-prevention Gurus T-Shirts

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Beware of Everything

Nice park. . .

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Safest Airline in The World

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

The Future of Flight?

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."