Workplace Safety Buff Gifts

'We have a new health plan.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

First Aid Box

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."