Workplace Safety Enthusiast Gifts

"...but it's an elf and safety issue."

'It might be better all round Privett if you took a month off.'

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"We need a union!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Time Out For Teddy

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."