Occupational Safety Aficionado Gifts

Caution: Wet Floor

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Wear a helmet

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."