Safety Aficionado Gifts

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Disaster Waiting to Happen Room.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'I bet he wasn't carrying a helmet.'

In case of fire - Break glass.

"This new car is great, it practically crashes itself."

The first safety manual.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

Man drops book about 'Boat Safety' on foot

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Now you know why I took up the tuba."

"I see your son has a summer job."

"It's called being preemptive."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.'

Drop dead gorgeous

Experienced babysitter.

"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"

'Watch the manhole.'

Fire drill at Computer School

Safety First Cricket

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

Covid Hotel

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Martha, I don't think they'd mind if we opened it for just a second and went through.'

Nuclear Contamination.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'